Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

Ah, the Onion. Bringer of so much that is good in life. Well, without the hearing the lamentations of their women part.

I love The Onion. It is worthy of all acceptation. Oh, by the way. I posted again! *gasp!*

Every Day is Kim Jong-Il day. Just ask him. As much as anything, I posted these just to share the picture from the second article.

Kim Jong-Il Interprets Sunrise as Act of War


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World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice

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Nation to Ken Griffey, jr: 'We Wish It Were You Hitting 756 Home Runs'.
That's actually kind of poignant. If only. 
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Odin Has Only 4 Worshippers Left
*Snerk* The Onion rocks.

Bush: Ahmdinejad Must Dismantle Last Name
Sounds about right. I bet he has to be coached on that name before every speech. The best part, though, is the very last sentence.

I was pondering on other things not related to 9/11, when I noted mention of this Article From The Onion. For all its cathartic meanness, there's a certain poetic ring of truth in that what these men did was completely without moral justification. Monsters like this will go to a place that truly deserves their presence.

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Ah, the Onion is the source of so much that is good.

Kim Jong Il Doesn't Know How He Keeps Winning Lottery

Of course he doesn't.

NSA Wiretap Reveals That Man May Be Paying Too Much For Long Distance

That made me laugh out loud. I love the gravitas with which this was written.

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WWE: Illegal Mexican Wrestlers Taking Smackdowns American Wrestlers Don't Want.

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Riots Spread To Paris - Chirac Weighs Surrender Options

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